im so fucked up over the fact that some countries have free college
and free healthcare
Kinda like their government acknowledges that those are rights not privileges
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
i had this teacher and he always used to make this joke;
'where do pencils go on holiday?….pencilvania!'
but one lesson we were just reading quietly and he just stood up from marking tests and said 'Oh. My. God. Pennsylvania's a real place.'
then he started laughing so hard he covered his face with both hands and walked out and different teacher had to continue the lesson
One of the worst feelings has got to be when you’re prepared for Under Pressure and Ice Ice Baby comes on instead
i’m gonna be the chillest parent ever when it comes to my kid’s clothes
u wanna wear band tshirts and red lipstick? hell yeah. u wanna wear floral skirts and hockey jerseys? cool man, if that’s what u want. you wanna wear fedoras and rage comic shirts? well actually,
once one of my best friends told me that i was wearing too much makeup (i was wearing lip gloss and mascara) and told me that i should have a look that’s more like my other friend (who wears a full face of makeup every day) as she looks more natural and that moment made me realize that men truly do not understand what makeup looks like
plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner